We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop

So, I was driving along the other day, minding my own business, when I saw a license plate from the great state of Michigan. The license plate had four letters, which read, BORT. I laughed so freakin' hard. I wanted to pull up next to the guy and yell, "My son is also named Bort!" I didn't get the chance, but he's probably heard that one before.

Funniest. License plate. Ever.